Top Story: Brownstone invades NYC for Pride
Random sightings of Brownstone Lounge staffers were reported across New York City gay bars during the Big Apple’s Pride celebrations. Although, there were reports of heavy partying, loads of cocktails, fine dining, and frivolity, a spokesman from the Brownstone confirmed that they were there “strictly for market research and to prepare for the bar’s own Pride celebrations in Harrisburg later in July.” Bar owner, Kim Stekovich continued, “This New York trip will help inspire new ideas so the Brownstone can deliver the most spectacular Pride celebrations ever for our customers in Harrisburg. Now, can you please pass me my green tea shot…”