Think Friday the 13th is scary? Well, we’re gonna make it scary sexy. Put that junk in the trunk in the tightest jeans possible and glamorously waddle down to the Brownstone for our Tight Jeans Party. Shake that booty. Drank those drinks. Bring the sexy…just don’t drop anything, you probably won’t be able to bend over to pick it up. #Friday@Brownstone!